Depressing

By bymyself - 07/02/2011 02:05

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
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Doortje 29

My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.

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overrandom 4

Mine just says "done." Ooooh, now I see my microwave thinks I am just a lower lifeform than it. Foolish appliance!!

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random_ribbons 15

Sorry about your crappy day OP. But honestly, unless you mean people were purposely rude to you all day, there are going to be days where people are not saying nice things/complimenting you. Yet the first thought I got from this FML was "That is a cool microwave. I want it". Did you at least enjoy your meal?

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Rawr1918 4

Ahh, I see a New Moon Calendar Behind u :D

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random_ribbons 15

It's the movie poster, but I actually have a Twilight calendar too xD

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meisje5775 0

Once I was drying my pants in my friends microwave. When the timer went off, it said: 'enjoy your meal.' Well, microwave, I think I will.

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technochik3 12

lmao why the f did you use a microwave to dry your pants

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Really? When I woke up this morning, birds started singing my name and the flowers rearranged themselves to spell out "You're beautiful". All of my family was lined up to hug and kiss me and tell me to enjoy my day. I've no idea if this is what your life was like every day until today but you need to snap out of it and embrace reality.

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Privations_fml 3

Hmm... my microwave does the same thing. I like it!

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SulfurPlague 0

Holy shit! Badass microwave!

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germanyLover 3

that's a big FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sry but it just is!!!!

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RKD 23

Sorry to hear, op! Been there, done that! Hang in there, have worked with/for jerks like that before, just try to remember your own worth in tough times like these!

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