Depressing

By bymyself - 07/02/2011 02:05

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
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Doortje 29

My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.

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iSitt 0

'open the microwave door, HAL.' 'I'm sorry, fatty. I can't do that.'

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rallets 22

same here #26, i need to get me one of these microwaves o_O

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rockyraccoon28 8

uhhhhmmm. mine says "beep beep beep". I guess they've come out with some pretty snazzy microwaves.

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randomaccess745 0

rawr: your microwave is terrifying. it predicts the end of everything we know of every time you eat your hungry man.

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wisericky 12

my microwave tells me to go die in a hole :'(

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The_Moustache 6

Mine just goes "Screw you!" until I open the door. I also installed voice.

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atomicJ 0

Ask the microwave a question!

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Doortje 29

My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.

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cowboyy_fml 0

umm... wow....let's not have a big fat "feeling sorry for ourself" party..

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computergeek008 6

that's an awesome microwave! I want one of those!

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atomicJ 0

you mean compliment? dyke

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_streets_ 19

Why are you complaining op!? I wish my microwave did that!!

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chippa 24

This would be more or an FML if that was the nicest thing said to you all week or all month. :/

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technochik3 12

more OR an Fml?

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