Work, Money, Intimacy and School: Desperate times call for desperate measures! - FML

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

By Big Mistake - 22/06/2018 19:30 - Canada - Ajax

Today, my new colleagues discovered the videos I did in college when I was short of money and didn't know they would end up online. My friend even asked if I was "the guy who came after 30 seconds and was comforted by the director". I was that guy. FML

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real life problems 26

Saturday 23 June 2018 1:45

Today, I was reminded how I had to comfort a guy that couldn't last more than 30 seconds in my amazing videos. FML.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 June 2018 2:39

Maybe you can win an Academy Award in the category of Short Subjects.

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JudgeComrade 17

Sunday 24 June 2018 20:00

You're a **** star. You can get better friends.

sarahcroy20 12

Thursday 31 December 2020 5:43

Didn't know they'd end up online? Seriously????

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