Awkward, Students and Miscellaneous: Devious - FML

Devious

By James - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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ambrosia21 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 19:58

The yearbook editors are supposed to triple check the names to prevent that kind of stuff. sorry you were the subject of their carelessness/incompetence.

toxxiclove 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:06

if you have a sucky life you could convice people you're the new exchange student. hello. my name is lames. pronounces lah-mez. oh lala.

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naaah 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:44

that really sucks, but is really hilarious.

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 8:02

I literally lol'd for 30 seconds at that. 30 seconds is a long amount of time to actually laugh out loud. This is ******* hilarious. Seriously. I don't know why it struck me as so funny, but it's just awesome and great. #7 - But it is close! On my keyboard, it's separated from the J by only the K. Very easy typo to make. #10 - LOL!!

secretish 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 8:18

#108...explaining a LOL...overkill much?

littlesnickeroo 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 10:00

LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS

rawblerawble 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 14:16

you really think that's a mistake?

m0nicam0nster 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 17:51

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA succkkssss but there are worse things that truly is funny

noele299 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:14

hahahahahahahahaahh! could be worse

Sa_Ku 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 20:03

First years in yearbook class.... they can be horrible.

mattiscool 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 21:17

soo fake

aego56 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 21:26

hahahahahahahahah. Lames.

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