Kids: Didn't see ya there!

Didn't see ya there!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 19:10 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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Sorry kiddo

By BrandNewKadillak - 30/04/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML

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By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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Teaching moment

By Anonymous - 03/10/2024 09:00 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to show my little cousin how to ride a bike without training wheels. Not only did I crash into a bush, but the handlebars hit me in the nuts, and I ended up rolling around like a Labrador in shit in front of the neighbors. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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DMA0712 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:12

Accidents happen. As long as you apologised straight away, there's not really much else you can do about it. Just be more careful next time.

Shuff52 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:16

What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap Bitch! Shit happens OP

Comments

shaenasinclair 19

Monday 31 August 2015 6:53

Isn't it neighbour and not 'neighbor'

tantanpanda 26

Monday 31 August 2015 7:02

Notice that this FML is from the united states. Here, we don't add the extra "u" in favorite, neighbor, color, etc.

TheLostCauseFML 40

Monday 31 August 2015 14:14

Best "Welcome Wagon" story rolled out yet...

TheLostCauseFML 40

Monday 31 August 2015 14:16

If she becomes a girls scout, I see Diabetes in your future.

yukahnn 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 2:29

damn op you clumsy asf but you 100 just keep rolling

Allie614032 34

Friday 10 February 2017 6:32

Don't feel too bad, a similar thing happened to my sister before! She was working as a server and clearing plates off a table. She picked one up and turned right as a kid ran by. He ran smack into the plate in her hand and his parents took him to the hospital to check for a concussion. He didn't have one though, so it all worked out in the end. In your case, this sounds more like the biker's fault; how close was she to you, in order to be smacked off her bike by a hand??