Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
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ceddyz17 10

awww falling head over heals allready

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Eggers 2

what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?

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ceddyz17 10

awww falling head over heals allready

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CrazyDude19 3

haha yes he sure is

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Tuesdays76 0

Lol! Chicks totally dig injuries though. ;)

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elainelovesyou 7

40- Chicks do not! At least not from trying to be cool and falling face first into your dad's car. :)

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, going with the clumsy angle I see....

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iLoveJoseph 0

dude.. I would laugh hysterically and use the fact he face planted into a car for me as a conversation starter. hahaha, I dig dumb injuries and imma girl.

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Sassybq1 13

lol actually i would. id think it was cute that he was trying lol ^^

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staceysgenesis16 0

hah , i hope the car is okay .but nice attempt .. it was still a failure tho . obviously

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elliottthefmlgod 0

Ba dun schhhhh

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tsim_fml 0

u forgot the "move" part of "smooth move" then you gotta call him a "slick fox"

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forgettingsunday 0

what're you from, the 70's?

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Takador 3

*french accent* silly americans

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Eggers 2

what were your hands *doing* in your pockets, you naughty boy?

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CrazyDude19 3

lmfao agree what was he doing with those hands...

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uncbballwins 0

He was hiding the surprise boner

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gigglezbabii22 2

It's part of his "cool" look lol because walking around with your hands in your pockets means you have swagg.

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murlocholmes 5

why, he was playing a game of "pocket pull!"

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drew2711 0

just tell her you were trying to practice your faceplant trick

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Kalob10 0

what's a bonnet on a car? oh, btw, real smooth xD

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shift_love 13

it's the European word for hood, boot is trunk, and front wings are fenders.

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perdix 29

And the hood is the top on a convertible.

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morgan320 0

Bonnet is where the cops throw you when you're getting arrested. Boot is where the terrorists throw you when you're getting kidnapped.

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JacksonCampbell 9

Why's it say hood now?

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SmallTownCutie 0

I doubt it. Sort of sounds like he didn't have a chance anyway.

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xxxlauraxxx 0

just say that's what all cool guys do when dey c pretty ladies. yup. . . .... very believable.

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