Animals, Dogs, Cats, First Dates and Love: Differences

Differences

By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML

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No one disturbs the masters

By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Dating is hell

By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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SmokinGuns 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 18:09

I guess being a crazy cat lady is in your future.

ilovefall10 21

Wednesday 21 May 2014 18:12

That was immature. I'm a cat person too, but I wouldn't instantly hate someone just because he liked dogs more.

Comments

nitrog100 21

Thursday 22 May 2014 5:03

Why are so many people assuming that OP is female?

ACC7Perkele 13

Thursday 22 May 2014 13:05

Immediate though of Cat Lady, that's why!

syed121417 22

Saturday 24 May 2014 15:04

I actually thought OP was a male at first. Am I the only one?

lamb777 0

Tuesday 19 January 2016 9:03

I thought the OP was a guy at first too… but then I realised they didn't mention a gender. O,o

Queenie2014 11

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:48

Sorry you got dogged out

LUFT 12

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:54

dogs > cats #justsaying

isuckwithnames 22

Thursday 22 May 2014 16:05

#nothey'renot. Dogs=cats=birds=etc.

uzee 29

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:12

If it was his main issue, he should have just started with that question instead of wasting both of your time

steppfred 3

Thursday 22 May 2014 12:09

what did you expect? you said you like cats better

blueknight1st 26

Thursday 22 May 2014 14:11

They have standards. You can't fault someone for strictly adhering to those standards.

tdamonsterjohny 1

Thursday 22 May 2014 15:04

**** cats dogs are where it's at!

noxvita83 8

Thursday 22 May 2014 16:24

This reminds me of the stupid question tests girls in High School used to ask as if one question about one aspect of life can truly be indicative of how the relationship goes. The only purpose questions like that serve is to illustrate how shallow the person asking it is. When I was single, if a girl asked me a question like that, I'd ask, how will my answer affect this potential relationship. If the answer gives any indication of this being a deal breaker, then I don't answer and walk away while pointing out the shallow nature of the person who relies on this one tiny aspect of a person ignoring all the other wide spectrum of aspects of a person that could be great. Screw that, I'm out.