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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia
Tinder-quality ?! Im sorry for you, OP!
Maybe his ego couldn't take rejection?
So... No third date? This guy sounds like a real keeper. You should marry him right now!
Dude your profile pic makes this comment so much funnier.
"I may be a *****, but I still won't have sex with you" ..... Throw that one his way OP, I'm sure he'll love it
It because straight men are idiots
I had a guy call me a **** at the bar after I turned him down because I'm married. Douchebag logic confuses me.
To be honest, I've never understood the logic of calling women ***** at all. The people who use the word the most are douchebags like the OP dated. But they want girls to put out on the second (or better yet first) date. So they are calling a woman a name that means she acts exactly the way they wish she acted. And thereby making women wait longer before putting out cause they don't want to be called *****. It's like a cycle of idiocy.
his mom must have told them girls have a penis also
hahaha he's not even worth your time op! I'm sorry you had to go through that, but at least you dodged a bullet.
Someone once told me all women are basically ****** at heart. At some point it just comes to a point of haggling over price. Not that I agree.
I'd love to see that someone put their theory to the test with some of the women I know, at best it would just be their self-esteem being crushed!
With some of the women I know, it'll probably be the worst case for him. In which case, he'll need to be taken to the hospital because something far more important was crushed. At least they would have saved the world by keeping him from contributing his particular genes to the next generation.
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You are better than that!
Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.