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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

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Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML
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9a_1z 12

Douchebag logic is simple - if you're using your ****** to do anything else than pleasure said douchebag's penis, you're a *****. Which makes a whole bunch of women ******, welcome to the whored.

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Ninjerman 7

He clearly doesn't deserve it anyway! Good job for keeping mistakes like him from happening again!

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Terminator78 6

Maybe cause he thought you wanted money instead of doing it for free.........

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rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Anyone who calls me a *****, I say, well no, you got that wrong, because no sum of money is enough to make me want to sleep with you. It kind of stops them in their tracks because they have to think a bit to see whether I'm insulting them or not. I wish guys could think up a few more interesting insults, it's really boring being called a ***** or a ****.

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