Health, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Disorderly conduct

Disorderly conduct

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - 04/07/2013 07:03 - United States

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By DaChief - 31/05/2016 03:17 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML

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Fun fun fun!

By manchild bf - 02/10/2024 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML

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You deserved it 456

By doctorsandnurses - 13/01/2012 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

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You deserved it 4 600

By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML

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You deserved it 6 474

By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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Hello goodbye

By mydatinglifesucks - 15/06/2014 06:31 - United States

Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML

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By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

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xlord 27

Thursday 4 July 2013 18:42

Did he prescribe you a *****?

xlord 27

Thursday 4 July 2013 18:44

Did your boyfriend also write 3 hours long under sex?

Comments

pwilly 8

Friday 5 July 2013 9:46

Trollolololol haha

dbsck 8

Friday 5 July 2013 10:51

what was your perscription?

Karissastillar 7

Friday 5 July 2013 14:54

well at least the doctor called you and told you, on the bonus he got a kick out of it.

CasualCalvin 13

Friday 5 July 2013 16:07

At least the doctor was chill about it. Laugh this one off, but plot your revenge.

Vlad567 5

Friday 5 July 2013 17:04

Wow that's one funny guy lol

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 5 July 2013 17:07

dont feel bad OP. Im sure youre not the only one with MCCD.

Merylwen 24

Saturday 6 July 2013 11:53

No, she's not. :)

zomgbies 17

Friday 5 July 2013 19:38

the troll is strong with this one....

WizardJeremy 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 11:37

When you see your boyfriend say you sucked the doctors **** and and had sex with him. when your boyfriend asks why say "sorry. as you said MAJOR **** CRAVING DISORDER"

cougar41 8

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:12

Your boyfriend is a fucken assface. Who does immature shit like that what a wanker

JingleBelly 5

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:30

Ahw, come on. Ur life doesn't suck! Your BF's friggin' hilarious! And the doc a good sport apparently. I would demonstrate my **** craving disorder on the spot! LOL