Oh lord. I think living an hour away from family gets annoying but next door would cause me to move, I wouldn't care how pregnant I would be. I understand people get excited over babies, but trust me you should set boundaries. If you don't you'll be walked all over and it WILL get worse.

Reminds me of Everybody Loves Raymond

You dont. Just trust me on this one.

My mom is my neighbor, and my husband's mom lives directly across the street. We thought having them that close would be a nightmare, but we literally only see them probably once a month. And its mighty convenient when you need milk for a recipe and you're out ;)

List your house for sale. You don't have to sell it, but it should end the bidding war.

once they move in shit on their doorstep every morning until they leave it works every time

Not too late to accidentally burn it down

Better hope they don't decide to put in a joint offer and alternate living there on a week by week basis. Or worse, all of them live there full time.

But ur life could be like 'everyone loves Raymond'! Fun...

Don't do it!!!