Don't come

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, my parents and in-laws are in a bidding war for the house next door, since we are about to have a son. We're not even sure if we want them living this close. FML
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Top comments

aj9319 16

Get a dog and train him/her to build a shit barrier in their yard to keep them away from your house.

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NinjaZombieV 16

I would normally say that having parents or in laws close would be good for helping with the baby...but not that close to you.

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TabooSushi 24

Put your foot down NOW, OP. Otherwise you will NEVER get rid of them. EVER. And change your locks if any of them have keys to your house.

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revolvearoundme 15

It'll be just like an endless episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. Just with D list actors. You should either stop this from happening or film it all.

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Cyrus00 41

Wow, was not expecting to see a shitty situation comment on an un-shit-related FML. Touche.

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Mathalamus 24

Well, that is an unwelcome event. No one wants their family or the in laws that close. I suggest getting a third person in on the bidding war. Or Lay down the law in a very harsh manner.

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CliffyB03 28

Whenever one of them wins, calmly tell them that you've been thinking of moving or actually move

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Tomryan279 10

Put a fake for sale sign up and tell them your planning on moving into a better school district

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cdb89928 7

Just speak up and let them know you don't want them that close in a nice way. They are your parents so just be straight with them

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weatherxveins 29

Did they not consult you or did you not stand up for yourself?

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Goblin182 26

Be afraid, be very afraid

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