Intimacy: Don't drink and letch

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By bruisedego31 - 12/09/2012 21:58 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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icychill67 1

Wednesday 31 March 2010 8:59

as long as she is not mad it should be all good

Arteaga 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:01

Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay

Comments

JamaicanSwag76 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 13:35

well she must of liked that comment. lol. :-)

YUMmMm 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 13:50

#9 ur right, at least she takes it as a joke rather than seriously... or else you would have been fired! so really this isn't an FML ... if u get fired yeh it is and I would have said YDI for getting drunk around your boss... you know things will get dirty if you're drunk bc things that you want to say to your boss will fly right out if your mouth

youthink_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 13:54

Someone else that shouldn't drink. Not only can't you hold your liquor, you don't even remember what you do when you drink. Sounds like loser. Stop drinking.

heatherfeather 4

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:21

at least she found it a bit amusing. you still have your job!

Peacemaker9 7

Wednesday 31 March 2010 14:23

I would to, in fact....* points and laughs at u* hahahaha.....lol jking op u have my sympathy.....

nathanbeiser21 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:23

At least she laughs about it.

Gabby125 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 15:34

wow practically EVERYONE on this site is all just little kids who bash the OP because they're bored with their own lives. theres seriously a YDI for everything, does anyone read these for entertainment, and not just to vent their frustrations by tearing the OP apart??? SERIOUSLY all of you who have said YDI for being drunk or blacking out?! WTF This happens to everyone at least once. It does NOT implicitly mean the OP has a drinking problem. Granted it was with his boss so it was extremely inappropriate, but hey he got away with it so what the hell. Everyone just needs to chill the **** out and enjoy these for their humor, not for cutting someone (whos life is already ****** in some way or another) down.