Intimacy: Don't drink and letch

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By bruisedego31 - 12/09/2012 21:58 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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icychill67 1

Wednesday 31 March 2010 8:59

as long as she is not mad it should be all good

Arteaga 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:01

Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay

Comments

cooldannyboy 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:09

the comment the OP said to his boss was, " I want to suck on your BIG TOE" so now everytime she sees him she can't keep a straight face. LOL

x805xUnknown 6

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:14

People live in Alaska?! Haha, jk!

kinkajoujennie 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:16

Be happy you still have a job.... Drunk!

Purpose30 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:19

Is your boss Sarah Palin?!?! ohhh waiiittt, never mind.

oceansoul_fml 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:22

I clicked ydi as soon aa I read the word 'drunk'.

RaIeigh 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:26

^ Yeh same here..but i had to keep reading for a laugh that never came .

ckrebbs 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:23

12 who knows if the boss is hot but I sure as hell know you are. and 15 that really wasn't as funny as you thought it was... op maybe she wants you now haha

Diannaa 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:25

Just be happy she didn't fire you or press charges.

destonerock 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:27

if you drink.., then do something and don't remember...booze is prob. not ur friend. think about it. the comments about a women being his boss. what f?;/'n planet are u guys from.. what year do u live in...

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:27

If your boss is ugly, you deserve whatever she does to you. You should never drink so much that you lose your memory when you're in the vicinity of ugly chicks. Once those videos make it to the internet, they live forever!