Relatable, Awkward and Love: Don't knock it til you try it

Don't knock it til you try it

By confusedmofo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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xelle_garfieldx 12

Monday 29 July 2013 15:58

are you open to experimenting?

Serisent 26

Monday 29 July 2013 16:00

Apparently not as straight as you thought...

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gingerlover01 24

Tuesday 12 January 2016 15:22

sometimes in life you have to learn to take chances I mean ,have you ever actually tried dating a man?, you might like them more than women

nekojoy 5

Tuesday 16 October 2018 6:34

keep an open mind 🤷🏽‍♀️

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