Don't make me!

By AmihayG - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML
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grahambertus 11

At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.

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Birdie_Sage 0

They get scared so easily! No bravery...

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Cad6 24

This is what happens when kids learn about pedophiles.

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hellbilly205 17

Anyone else just think of The family guy episode where peter has theme music? Riding on a bus No? Okay just me *backs away slowly and quietly out of the room*

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TaylorLynn462 10

FYL. The kid was probably just having a grumpy day :)

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Feared 9

You know someone's fat when you can have sex with their belly button.

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Feared 9

You know someone has a belly button when they lift up their shirt.

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Feared 9

You know someone has a shirt, when you see them leave their house.

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Feared 9

If you see someone leave their house, they must have been in the kitchen at some point.

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Feared 9

Therefore, don't leave the kitchen, and your belly button with be safe from sexual predators.

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Heinousness 0

(after OP's mentioned experience) Mom: I'm sorry, you have to move somewhere else so my daughter and I can sit there. OP: what?!?! Mom: GET THE **** OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Children on bus: WHAAAAAAHHHH!

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Icecream93 4

Are you that scary?

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GothicAngel17 24

The kid was most likely just throwing a tantrum.

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grahambertus 11

At least the mother thought you looked trustworthy enough to have her daughter sit next to you. And some kids are easily frightened or nervous, dont worry.

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lifeguardd 0

Yup, agree, take it as a positive thing. Kids are scared of everyone.

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beast_adh4 6

41 some kids these days are afraid of every thing my friends had a kid walk up to him and punch him in the nuts for no reason

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iamcrazy_fml 6

at least the lady doesnt think that youre a freak!

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sublimaze 6

Time to try a new deodorant/feminine spray?

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fthku 13

OP is a guy. OP, it's only a child. She was probably afraid to "leave" her mommy. I say **** the lives of everyone on the bus though, I hate screaming kids.

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eva4757 0

you really should have worn your sunglasses

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