Embarrassing, Cats and Animals: Don't stop me now

Don't stop me now

By Hobbsie - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

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nebula748 14

Sunday 29 August 2010 12:03

The cat was thinking "MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET ME GO!"

FFML_314 11

Sunday 29 August 2010 12:01

At least it was a good song.

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realdealcm 11

Thursday 20 June 2013 7:53

We should hang out you sound awesome ;D

bambam20 11

Friday 1 August 2014 4:36

You're not the only one

tangoo5 3

Wednesday 12 November 2014 6:56

Happens to the best of us

jadelagrue 14

Monday 3 August 2015 14:48

eejit

TheLynx_fml 20

Saturday 28 November 2015 19:21

At least you weren't fapping

krakenbanana 15

Saturday 30 January 2016 7:06

HE CANT STOP ART

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