Miscellaneous: Don't worry, IQ ain't real

Don't worry, IQ ain't real

By snathans - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

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killface_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:57

YDI for cheating, and also for thinking that internet IQ tests are even remotely legitimate. Did you also get a free Xbox?

xsweetlysour 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:57

Ouch. How did you manage to do that? Like epic fail. No offense. Actually, it was prob the site. Anyone who can work the internet has greater than 70 IQ.

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Drekos 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 6:36

please remove yourself from the gene pool. that means kill yourself because you shouldn't make more stupid babies.

Saiduck 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 8:22

you took an online iq test...you deserved that score.

Luncho 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:13

I think that makes you legally retarded...

Jack_4194 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:17

Since most internet IQ tests are timed, I'm sure lengthy searches to look up answers isn't going to help you.

xx_hayleyy 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:28

those are bullshit.

need_cheese 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 0:55

Those don't work. And it's impossible you have a 70 IQ.

IAmBridgette 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:42

LULZ.

ironyofmylife 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:02

Online free IQ tests are just full of bull.

BSalawalatski 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:31

#20 is correct, you're timed on those things. Looking up answers = Bad time = Bad score.

chroniclurker 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:16

It's all in the time it takes for you to finish. Do it again and I guarantee you'll get a better score.

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