Miscellaneous: Don't worry, IQ ain't real - FML

Don't worry, IQ ain't real

By snathans - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

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killface_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:57

YDI for cheating, and also for thinking that internet IQ tests are even remotely legitimate. Did you also get a free Xbox?

xsweetlysour 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:57

Ouch. How did you manage to do that? Like epic fail. No offense. Actually, it was prob the site. Anyone who can work the internet has greater than 70 IQ.

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jewelzgalore 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:42

You know what's even sadder? The vast majority of internet IQ tests are easier than the real ones.

robocafaz 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 9:49

Oh say can you see everyone is dumb but me I'm never-ever wrong and that's all you'll ever be!

hahaohwell 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:33

the internet ones arent real u have to go to some place and get it

ReinaJay 13

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:56

i once got a 98 taking this IQ college test. I was 11 at the time though.

BaBYjEsUs1239 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:06

ur a ****** dumass

NewLight8421 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 12:49

GO TEXAS!!! WOOHOO

brownprincess101 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:37

U know wht they say.. Cheaters never prosper =)

Deftera 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:16

Internet IQ tests are really inaccurate, I took three a few weeks ago and they went from 110 to 135. If you want an accurate IQ test I reckon you're best going to a professional place or something.

gorbagil 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:18

Theyre are 11 year olds out there with iq above 120 TT

tyler23_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:31

faggg

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