Money, Cars, Pranks and Vandalism: Doofus move

Doofus move

By Stickerman - 17/03/2022 14:00

Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 352

You deserved it 2 991

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By FJBforever - 13/07/2022 14:00

Today, I thought it would be cool to record an Instagram reel pumping gas and put a recording of Donald Trump saying how Biden’s presidency will cause gas prices to go up. I got so distracted with editing that my gas tank ended up overflowing, and it poured everywhere. I spent all the money I had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 185

You deserved it 2 681

Let's go Brandon!

By SeriouslyWth - 28/11/2022 06:00

Today, I work as a butcher at my local supermarket. I was about to clear my area for the night to find that some assbucket has put “Fuck Joe Biden” stickers all over the frozen turkeys. I had to remove them. Even when I did, there was still sticker residue on them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 871

You deserved it 187

By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 164

You deserved it 39 031

Shoutout to all retail workers

By Anonymous - 15/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, it's my last week working at a gas station. A fat middle-aged man threw a hissy over the price of 2-liter Coke and demanded I change it. I asked him to leave; he wouldn't, and forced me to call the cops. He stormed out as I was on the phone, pointed at me, and called me a "weak piece of shit". Three more days… FML

I agree, your life sucks 490

You deserved it 114

By Ihadnoidea - 12/12/2015 19:41 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 415

You deserved it 7 108

By Anonymous - 12/11/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 567

You deserved it 2 555

Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 388

You deserved it 5 073

By Dude - 19/08/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 660

You deserved it 5 036

By WhoopteeDooDoo - 12/10/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 308

You deserved it 4 975

Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 698

You deserved it 54 484

slkeithh 14

Thursday 17 March 2022 14:03

Surely you can see why you deserved this, yeah? Go back to school and think about your life choices.

Plop 17

Thursday 17 March 2022 15:27

Well, since Republicans are all about "respect of private property" and "personal responsibility", I'm sure you're completely fine with the gas station owner's decision, right?

Comments

bobsanction 18

Thursday 17 March 2022 20:12

їди нахуй moron.

SJKatt 15

Thursday 17 March 2022 23:25

This is extra funny because you got mad about something out of the president's control, used MORE money to buy stickers, and then went ahead with vandalism in broad daylight like you weren't going to get caught and punished. There are so many points there that you could have stopped, reflected and not done this mind numbingly stupid thing, but here we are.

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 18 March 2022 2:44

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

wysegirl 24

Friday 18 March 2022 9:46

You do realize they cpuld have pressed charges.. count your lucky stars because being banned from the gas station is better than a record.

spinningrecords 14

Saturday 19 March 2022 0:49

Congrats dumb ass

IHaveThePower 16

Saturday 19 March 2022 22:10

The President is not a god-king and does not control profiteering oil execs. Please learn who is responsible for what in the world, it will benefit all of us.