By Anonymous - 10/04/2016 11:41 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to slowly explain to my slightly ditzy roommate that no, I will not grow testicles due to taking testosterone supplements. FML
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Tripartita 44

Hahaha, it's amazing to think some people think you can actually grow testicles without seeds! Testosterone alone is useless unless you have the seeds, plenty of sunlight, and nutrient-rich soil. Jesus, I'm still laughing.

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TheRussianNavy 11

I don't think they're slightly ditzy, but rather full blown stupid. Or high.

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noisyboy4000 23

Dammit, she's caught onto our male secret

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Krystal3408 32

Okay but what would you take to grow the penis?

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TheRussianNavy 11

Penis enlargement supplements, I believe.

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Cdwoods 20

still believe you have to mold it to make it look like one though.

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Imnotreallyblack 10

you ot to try to make it like you are slowly getting one, and freak her out

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Feklfekl2222 32

Yeah just testosterone won't give you both testicles, you need to take up some stereotypically manly pastimes to grow the other one

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Soloman212 28

Hence the phrase "grow a pair." Growing the first ******** is easy, but completing the pair requires a high level of masculinity and determination.

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Tripartita 44

Hahaha, it's amazing to think some people think you can actually grow testicles without seeds! Testosterone alone is useless unless you have the seeds, plenty of sunlight, and nutrient-rich soil. Jesus, I'm still laughing.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Wish it was that easy :p Other parts may slightly enlarge though.

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trollcrusher 17

@20 If by "shrink" you were referring to the penis, then no, testosterone will not reduce its size. Exogenous testosterone has no effect on penis size, that's a myth perpetuated by rampant ignorance. In women, however, excessive testosterone levels can enlarge the ******** until it resembles a small penis. Either way, it's not going to shrink anything but the testicles (which OP supposedly doesn't have).

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