Dream baby dream

By MandieL - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML
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unicornpoopstain 18

Much better you falling than her falling OP, but still that sucks FYL

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booze_n_bitches 37

Oh, could've been much worse. *and it was all a dreeeeam* *swooshy screen wipe*

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Taolan 23

PLOT TWIST! OP has no infant child... *twilight zone music*

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tintarroja 31

Even in the dreams, you are a great parent.

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LPac5295 27

At least you have good parental instincts even when you're unconscious. Hopefully rolling out of bed didn't injure you in some way OP.

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cheeky_booty 11

Wtf r u doing falling asleep and leaving ur baby girl on the swing!

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Mike_Oxhard 14

Adult nightmares suck, they always involve real life scenarios. Kids have it easy, they're always being chased by monsters or dreaming of infinite cupcakes.

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writerchic85 25

Would suck if next time she falls you assume it's a dream when it's not lol

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freddygasman 18

not cool, just not cool. what if that was your kid.

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MandieL 27

I'm very glad it was just a dream. I usually don't move when I sleep, but when I have a really emotional dream, I tend to act out in the real world. I've elbowed my husband a couple of times, and I think I reached out in my sleep and because I sleep at the edge of the bed, the movement made me fall off lol. It sucked, but was kinda funny. As for my daughter, I never leave her in her swing without being buckled up. :) Thanks for the reassurances!

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