Drop it!

By AliRocks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
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Top comments

Lintutu 0

wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man

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Doortje 29

How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

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Lintutu 0

wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man

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CryMoreFMLs 14

This was the result of a cop trying too hard, like today's griefers.

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AriTheAirhead 10

they needed to pay for their donuts somehow... FYL

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krazy_glu3 0

Makes me wanna go color on my street now

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Doortje 29

How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

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DDPT2 4

I doubt it was chalk. It was probably her cocaine and when she saw a cop coming she freaked then started smearing it on the ground. Then made up a story about it being a cat.

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Atishuh 0

Both cops and you are a fail.

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sillycart 9

I still draw with chalk

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DocBastard 38

After you got the ticket, did you go inside for some Ovaltine and Dora the Explorer?

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samadams42 0

Hahahahahahaha nice.

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TahoeFMler 22

Yeah I was wondering about the "explain to my parents" thing at 20 years old!

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pickles1994 18

docbastard does it again ! always a good comment to read when it's from him. and hey I used to drink ovaltine don't diss it lol

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stewpididiot 11

TahoeFmler, I'm still liken the sand harbor pic....hope you're doin well.

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JazzytheMan 3

What type of ugly cat would they give you a citation for?

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mkrone 0

It looked sort of like your mother in bed.

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DoesUntoOthers 0

Did you offer to wash it off? Or did you maybe act like a dick when they told you about it? I'd fight it in court at least, and probably grow up a little so my parents didn't worry about if I was studying at 20...

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palltaru 0

Well YDI because you were sappost to be studdying and FYL cause you got a frickin ticket for drawing with CHaLK

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bugmenotmofo 34

By the look of your spelling, it looks like you should be the one studying.

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Kiyoha 0

You got a ticket for that? Wtf. I and all the other girls used to draw on the sidewalk with chalk.

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McMan 23

I was going to say FYL because chalk is just that awesome but if you were supposed to be studying, YDI.

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