Drop it!

By AliRocks - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a ticket for vandalizing public property. I decided to draw a cat on the street outside my house in sidewalk chalk. I'm 20, and I have to explain to my parents why I'm playing with chalk instead of studying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 291
You deserved it 27 139
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Top comments

Lintutu 0

wow really? you got in trouble for drawing with chalk? That shit washes off with the tiniest drop of water. Damn cops find anything to give you a ticket. **** your life man

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Doortje 29

How the **** can you get a ticket for that? It disappears when you throw a bucket of water on it.

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hideyoself 4

Right after you watched the Disney Channel or before you took a bath with your star wars figurines?

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jasper218 4

Agreed with the Disney Channel, but don't attack my Star Wars action figures. Granted, I don't take baths with them. Why do I have a feeling this is going somewhere very bad... oh right, this is FML.

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Mirorbo 26

Why are sidewalk chalk drawings considered vandalism? You might as well make it illegal to sell the chalk at all!

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iwadasn 32

You're absolutely right. That's why it's illegal to sell spray paint, toilet paper, and eggs.

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Krulin 8

... except for the fact that "sidewalk chalk" is made specifically for drawing on the sidewalk. I don't exactly see cartons of eggs that say "For throwing at speeding cars!"

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bamagirl14 0

what is so bad about drawing with chalk? it's fun for all ages(:

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chosha_fml 26

Lie. No-one would get charged for drawing with chalk on a pavement. It washes off with water. Street artists do it all the time. It's a lie.

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Mirorbo 26

Google "Arrested for Sidewalk Chalk Drawings" and you'll find just how wrong you are, darling. It's sad.

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Keirakun 0

Its ok buddy I love chalk :) But the cops? What the hell?

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Why would you draw it on the street rather than the sidewalk? I'd say you are probably lucky they didn't also ticket you for being a road hazard.

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perdix 29

You should explain to your parents that they should be glad that you are expressing your rage that they raised an emotionally underdeveloped woman-child with chalk instead of a knife or a firearm.

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binkybaby 3

However, no one ever made up a poem about an emotionally deranged woman-child and her chalk. Here's to your immortality Lizzie Borden, and her ax!

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FlyWillis 0

wow stop being a bitch.

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TahoeFMler 22

Wow, stfu! OP is 20, OP is drawing with chalk, OP is having to explain things to their parents. OP needs to grow up.

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missmurderx 8

Wow, you obviously do not know how to enjoy THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE. (I capitalized that for extra emphasis.) Chalk is relaxing for me; all art forms are. OP does not need to grow up in any way, shape, or form. C:

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HappyCynic 0

Wow, I'm jumping into the band-wagon :)

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FlyWillis 0

Wow **** you. You stfu. She was probably bored, it was chalk. It's not like she was drawing in wet cement ruining the sidewalk. Growing up doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. Plus I don't know how she got a ticket, that's wrong.

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FlyWillis 0

BTW Happy Cynic and MissMurderx I was replying to TahoeFMler.

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kirstendanielle1 0

why is everyone saying op deserved it because they should have been studying? like you've never procrastinated to do something more fun. that's really shitty, op. I'm sorry.

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