Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML
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mangoboy1 19

I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.

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Javier6597 19

Speaking of which, turns out im out of shit wipes as well :/

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kdm_km1 19

somebody is gunna need some shower time

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Bluekaren16 19

You should get your mom a bidet! Then she won't run out.

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dramaelf 37

What, is she too good to use paper towels?

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Michael_92 20

If they don't have toilet paper I highly doubt they have paper towel.

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piedpiper303 29

But they just aren't the sameeee! They need more shit wipes, not just paper towels. You obviously just don't get the importance of having shit wipes. Gosh, people these days.

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graceinsheepwear 33

18, I get your reference to the previous fml about using paper towels for toilet paper, even if no one else did.

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michelleJ11 25

Wonder what her acceptance speech would be like ...

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MisterEx 28

Poor woman. She probably too stressed about other important thing going on in life and running out of shit wipes was silly, but probably the last straw :/

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Thatguy334 7

I suspect she was just a drunk idiot, not that her life was in shambles

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quontag 15

You are not you when you are hungry. Here, have a Snickers.

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\ 28

"I done raised mah boy good"

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emilie_gambii 9

Well I hope the trophy comes with some new shit-wipes!

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