Sex, Weddings, Wanker and LGBTQIA+: Not into it, sorry

Not into it, sorry

By Foreverjerkingit - 11/09/2022 20:00

Today, it was my wedding night. My new wife decided that she was going to be “asexual” because “there are other ways to show your love without sex” and “If you wanna bust a nut, that’s what your hand is for.” She had the nerve to be confused as to why I am upset. FML

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No fun

By Blueballzwill - 14/10/2022 02:00

Today, I still haven’t consummated my marriage with my new wife. She said no sex before marriage and I obliged for 2 long years. During our honeymoon, she kept making up excuses. Now when I sit down and talk to her, she calls me a “horny pervert” and accuses me of “using her for sex” and stormed off. FML

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Just tradwife things

By Fapmaster - 07/01/2023 03:00

Today, after a year and a half of sticking to my new wife’s “no-sex-before marriage” rule while we dated, she brushed me off while I tried to consummate the marriage. Apparently, she’s not ready to have kids yet and “semen will get the sheets dirty.” Guess I’ll be jerking it on my honeymoon. FML

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Permission granted and rejected

By Anonymous - 28/09/2023 04:00

Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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He's a keeper

By Sabrina - 22/11/2023 14:00

Today, at our wedding reception, my new husband kept telling his buddies how he’s gonna “fuck my brains off” on our honeymoon and give me the best wedding gift ever - a pearl necklace on my chest. They all roared with laughter. He doesn’t understand why I’m upset and refusing to consummate our marriage right now. FML

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cuz803 44

Sunday 11 September 2022 20:04

Annulment is a thing ya know. If you don't wanna practice annulment, maybe communicate with her about why she dosen't want to include sex/intimacy in the marriage. It could be reasons like trauma, trust issues, religion, uneducated reasoning, etc. Communication will safe you both headaches. Seriously though, I see this going down the path of either annulment or wishing you got the marriage annulled if I were to be honest.

Anderling 32

Sunday 11 September 2022 21:50

Did she really decide that on a whim or is this something she mentioned before that you dismissed because you don’t seem to think it’s real?

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cuz803 44

Sunday 11 September 2022 20:04

Anderling 32

Sunday 11 September 2022 21:50

Did she really decide that on a whim or is this something she mentioned before that you dismissed because you don’t seem to think it’s real?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 September 2022 0:03

You just made the case for pre-marital sex.

Iifa 7

Monday 12 September 2022 2:11

The sad thing is they probably had premarital sex. And then on wedding night it was Suprise! No more sex. Reminds me of that joke single men get multiple times a week, married men on anniversaries only if they remember or on their birthdays.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Monday 12 September 2022 0:05

Lol... Did you marry someone that needed a green card. Or maybe they are poor and you got money to support them. Either way I guarantee someone else is getting sex from her.

Iifa 7

Monday 12 September 2022 2:08

Annulment if it's still recent marriage Counseling if there's love or chance of improvement Divorce if sex and physical closeness is important for you, but not for her. Also this is quite a sudden change just after wedding to say "I'm asexual, deal with it". I would question why she didn't bring it up before? What about children? I'm upset and confused for you because it feels like she trapped a man and decided oh well dating is over I have papers so now I can become asexual, and make other life changing choices Without involving the husband. As a side note Regular sex has shown great benefits in mental health, keeping cancer away and stimulating body in ways that diminishes stress, anxiety, frustration and anger.