Alcohol, Drunk and Work: Drunken antics

Drunken antics

By Stilljobless - 19/01/2010 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 088

You deserved it 39 642

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By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 014

You deserved it 55 233

By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 755

You deserved it 43 164

By still broke and jobless - 17/09/2015 20:24 - United States

Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 871

You deserved it 2 564

Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 129

By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 926

You deserved it 8 819

Phones, how do they work?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 022

You deserved it 422

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 697

You deserved it 1 943

Aced it

By Kanata - 31/08/2019 02:05

Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 876

You deserved it 160

What she said

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 10:00

Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 530

You deserved it 534

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 532

You deserved it 11 324

macfarley 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:14

....who's real name is Rick, 'cause she has a dick. Congratulations you've hired a tranny

flawedgenius 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:14

there was a young girl called fanny who wanted a job as a nanny (3 more lines to this limerick) Close?

Comments

Americunt 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 23:31

OMG FAIL. They did this FML before except it was a guy.

inoirock 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:10

iv seen this fml b4

wierdo16 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:23

Lmfao thats your fault for being stupid enough to put that on your answering machine

jollyjam1 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:42

Oh yes, do something stupid while using drugs (alcohol is a drug) and then cry FML. I say FYL for being an idiot.

warriorcatsfan24 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:06

anything having to do with the OP being drunk is an automatic YDI for being worthless drunk

Frank155 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:49

You ******* deserve it

actress5698 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:07

i Have šeen a post exactly liké this one i Call a REAPEAT

jackblackscock69 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:54

#3 and 37 win

EveryDayJackAss 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 9:50

Alcohol WIN

DeservedIt 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:37

There is no excuse to this. You make me ashamed to live on the same planet as you. Why didn't you change the message on your answering machine when you sobered up? Or are you actually drunk all the time? In that case YDI for having a drinking problem.