By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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Btreasure 8

My brothers voice mail starts out with a conversation and goes just kidding leave a message. I fall for it everytime

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mk58 31

I feel like you're one of those people who absentmindedly talk to their furniture and appliances.

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

This reminds me of the time I got high and started using my little brother's Fischer Price light up phone to try and call people.

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13FTW 9

No, it really is quite possible. Can't say I haven't done it before.

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D37H100 5

OP, I think mostly everyone does that at some point in life.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Great a double post. Now I have to write something random. Mangoes.

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HatefulPilot 0

This is easy to do. As pilots, we have an automatic weather update on a special frequency, and because I was overloaded I asked the recording to repeat something.. Lol...

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kyarush 10

Lol almost as bad as talking on your cell then saying "dammit where is my phone?!"

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christyxbee 15

I've done this before. But I was running on only 5 hours sleep for a total of about 6 days so...

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angrymexican 8

Are you trying to be like sally2dicks on twitter seen on tosh.0

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mintcar 9

I said tired. It was during finals week and I hadn't slept in 2 days. I don't do drugs, nice try.

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mintcar 9

I said tired. It was during finals week and I hadn't slept in 2 days. I don't do drugs, nice try.

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ImFrackinBored 13

...and then your phone exploded?

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kwchambers92 10

Are you on the drugs? You been token up? Been drinking drugs? Have you been crying?

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thantomaniac 0

Executive functioning disorder. look it up.

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Btreasure 8

My brothers voice mail starts out with a conversation and goes just kidding leave a message. I fall for it everytime

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lemon_phat 11

My friends just goes "hello.... (10 second pause)... IM NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!"

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tylersign 11

I've got a similar situation with my friend.. But every time he actually answers I wait there for a few seconds to see if it's the voicemail...

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TeeHee124 0

Yeah you talked out of place alone your life is forever ****** I don't get it

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funny_girly1 0

I tried prank calling my friend with one of my friends one night and I thought he answered. Then his voice mail said "just kidding" so we were giggling like idiots for no apparent reason. Lol

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sierralovesyou 0

Oh my goodness me too, my friend's voicemail starts out with hey, what's up? Haha I do it all the time!

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absolutegrrr 7

For a funny girl 68, you're not very funny.

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daphish 10

Wow, my friend's goes "Hello...hello...hello...speak up I can't hear you...hello...please leave message after the beep." Gets me everytime.

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False_Stupidity 41

I do that too, but at least MY furniture and appliances talk back... The microwave has some good recipe ideas.... Edit, this is meant for the 3rd #4 (wtf is up with that anyhow?)

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NTalbott 4

So have I. Either that or I get all pissed off and yell at the "to delete this message, press 1" lady and get weird looks from everyone around me. Damn AT&T

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NTalbott 4

That was definitely supposed to be a response to 4...

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RpiesSPIES 27

I have tricked myself multiple times with a very convincing voicemail I've made, as well, for if I ever misplaced my phone... 3 times :(

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mk58 31

I feel like you're one of those people who absentmindedly talk to their furniture and appliances.

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omfg_creepers 8

2 number 4s hax

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