Miscellaneous: Drying times

Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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You deserved it 412

By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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You deserved it 2 884

Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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You deserved it 34 567

veryst00pid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:30

wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

Comments

Bumlove89 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:10

And you didn't think to use your (clean) clothes to dry yourself? I mean, sure your clothes will be wet but at least you're not standing around naked for 20 minutes. YDI for not using your head.

sarahl506 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:10

actually if you have long hair it takes a long time to dry. and maybe she had to put on the same clothes!

wienerwagon 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:36

Why are you commenting on your own FML in third person?

birds_fml 7

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:10

I clicked both YDI and FYL because, you deserved it for not making sure you had a towel, and FYL because of course you would assume that a rental would have towels stocked in the bathroom. I understand not wanting to put on dirty clothes after taking a nice clean shower, but in that case, how did you get out of the bathroom anyways?

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:13

no offense OP, but couldn't you just put on your clothes?.. you would've dried off either way. anyways i think that it's odd you didn't notice there were no towels before you took the shower... weren't there some laying around, I mean afterall you went to the beach so you should've taken towels... still... this one made me laugh somehow..

sarahl506 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:15

i am the girl who wrote this and we had JUST gotten to the beach! sooo nothing was unpacked. and geez some people are so mean on here! haha:)

Bumlove89 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:25

That doesn't make any sense. When people shower, they usually have two sets of clothes somewhere near them. The first set being the dirty clothes that you just took off prior to going into the shower. The other set would be the clean clothes that you're planning on wearing after getting out. You could of used either to dry yourself in such a situation. So either you're lying or dumb as a rock.

orangef1zz 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:52

You're "dumb as a rock" for saying would of instead of would have.

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:09

Haha, I totally love how you say your the one who wrote this and yet in post #28, your defending the OP and calling the person "she". Haha. Get a life.

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 8:22

No, you aren't, since you know... "by helplesssssss (woman)", and your username is Sarahl506. Fail.

sbe3207 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:26

Wow. Really? Couldn't you at least use your head and look to see if there were towels before you got a shower? And plus, who takes 20 minutes to drip dry? Lamee! Still FYL for you being the ONLY one in the house while your family is outside having fun. :)

sarahl506 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:27

i was going to use my towel to cover up while i got my new clothes;) hmmm its a much longer story but FML only allows 300 letters. sooooooo you do the math.

sbe3207 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:29

Obvisouly you couldn't do the math. For instance, no towels+nobody to help=STUPID :)

Bumlove89 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:31

#35 Use your old clothes to cover yourself or wear temporarily???? My goodness, just shut up you're way too dumb.

Dude_its_legit 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:27

I give it a rating of 70% legit! Almost believable! But your downfall is 1. No towels in beach house! 2. There was no blinds 3.cell phone was not near

sarahl506 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:33

what kind of ppl comment all these things? this is my first time ever looking at comments from people! get a life! hahahahahahah

quackquackquac 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:43

Um, seeing as /you/ posted like 5 comments on here, you should get a life. Also, you are a dumb ****.

DeltaBalls 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:45

#39 people are always telling others to "get a life" its quite common on Youtube lol but what exactly does the word "life" mean in your dictionary? They really don't have any better insult so they pull the "get a life!" card..