Miscellaneous: Drying times

Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Poor planning

By Anonymous - 18/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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Soaked

By SunBed - 11/05/2020 17:00

Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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veryst00pid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:30

wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:24

Oo well at least no one saw you right?

Comments

xxviii28 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:44

couldnt you have dried off with ur clothes? duh... lol

inerdablanket 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:22

Maybe she recently went swimming, and her WET bathing suit was the only form of clothing in the bathroom?

Candyflosss 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 13:25

Then she could have put on her WET bathing suit, and cured her nakedness, so she could go find some towels/clothes.

visage 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:49

Doesn't common sense tell you to have a towel ready before you shower? I always do....

Altrown_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:53

You went to the beach without taking towels? YDI

toosoonbreh 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:57

And you were worried about drying off?

Stephai 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:59

When I forget my towel, I just stand around in the bathroom and wait for myself to dry.. O_o It usually takes 5 mins.

carbert01 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:06

Its not really a FML unless you got a cold and ruined the week. The fact remains that you are in a freaking beach house for a frickin week. Don't sweat the petty things. Being naked is good, clean fun.

Griffith_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:07

Should have used clothes to towel off with

instant_potato 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:09

yep, fail on ur part

bluefervor 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:28

I don't get it. Why couldn't you just put the clothes on? Who cares if you're wet. You're on a beach... Also why didn't you just run upstairs. Your family probably remembers when you were a baby, pooping your pants, so I doubt it'd be anything new for them to see you streaking through the house.