Eeeeeeeeeeek!

By KTK - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brother's girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML
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zidane312 0

thats hot, mine always grunts like a bear

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KenMcGormick 0

are u sure your brother's girlfriend is not a guinea pig?

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mizled 0

Buy her a ball gag. ;]

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Sofa_King 0

every night? seriously? You'r brother is one lucky man I tell you :D

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spatterson2442 0

maybe she drank that potion from the movie the crazy professor and is slowly turning into a hamster haha

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yesplease33 0

Is she deaf? Deaf people sound like guinea pigs when they have sex... This is almost predictably from Paul Neilan's book. "Apathy and Other Small Victories"

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Scrambles 0

Wow, your brother has an annoying *****. Ugh.

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xMooMoox 0

Thats nasty, I used to have a Guinea pig. Who the hell squeals?

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24788 6

That's disturbing. I hope you tell her to be quiet.

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24788 6

That's disturbing. I hope you tell her to be quiet.

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birchofacookie 0

Who has guinea pigs anymore? That's why you deserve it!

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