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By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 22:00

Today, after dumping my ex for being married, I realized he'd been my best friend too, and I have no one to tell the funny, mundane bits about my day. I never realized until now how much I needed that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 906

You deserved it 293

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 06:56 - United States

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 058

You deserved it 5 903

Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 492

You deserved it 1 593

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 095

You deserved it 4 891

Agony aunt

By ShouldHaveLeftEarlier - 17/03/2023 12:00

Today, I didn't realise that after leaving my ex for someone else that I would need to be a therapist for all of his friends. He was such a garbage human being that he not only drove his friends away, but they all contacted me because I was the only one who "truly understood" how self-absorbed he was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 147

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 16:35 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he says I need to learn how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because my dad recently passed away, my best friend turned on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 275

You deserved it 4 115

Supportive

By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 332

You deserved it 5 516

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 01:54 - Australia - Stafford

Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 522

You deserved it 1 482

By Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - 28/01/2010 17:27 - United States

Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 162

You deserved it 5 033

Desperate

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 736

You deserved it 199

Next!

By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 118

Bogrbon 27

Saturday 30 April 2022 22:17

How much your life sucks versus how much you deserve this is in direct proportion to how much you knew he was married when you got together and how long ago you found out. If he was keeping it from you the whole time, yeah, your life really sucks.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 April 2022 22:30

Wwhy did you have to go overboard? You could have gone the FWoB route (Friends Without Benefits), like Jerry and Elaine -- you could keep the THIS, but not the THAT.

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Bogrbon 27

Saturday 30 April 2022 22:17

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 30 April 2022 22:30

Wwhy did you have to go overboard? You could have gone the FWoB route (Friends Without Benefits), like Jerry and Elaine -- you could keep the THIS, but not the THAT.

Blimix 9

Sunday 1 May 2022 13:46

This is so confusing. Did you not realize that your best friend was married? Or did you know the whole time, but found that you couldn't deal with it? In any case, I had an ex who eventually came back because she missed me as a friend. (We're still friends.) It kinda sounds like you need to do that too.