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By my calculations, that's about 100 boners at a funeral. That might be some kind of record.
Usually, there's only one stiff at a funeral.
Or perhaps wear larger pants???
Yeah, it's worth noting that most pants are basically really shoddy crap, because mass-produced fabric and sewing is much, much worse than anyone expects, even before big companies try to 'cut corners'. Almost every time someone's pants break, it's not a weight gain issue--it's that the pants are just shit. I'd go try and find some new pants, and this time check the seams are strong and you're not just getting ripped off.
You're a woman❔ I wouldn't have minded one bit if I saw a woman showing me her red thong at my father's funeral last year.
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Or perhaps wear larger pants???
By my calculations, that's about 100 boners at a funeral. That might be some kind of record.