Health, Lockdown, Haircut and Hair: Emergency haircut

Emergency haircut

By Anonymous - 26/06/2020 02:02

Today, I told off my crazy sister-in-law after she made my wife cry for putting on weight during lockdown. Then, as I was sleeping in my armchair, the crazy bitch snuck into the house and cut off every single one of my meter-long dreadlocks. Now I got a BALD HEAD. FML

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You deserved it 395

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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Anger management

By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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You deserved it 3 804

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 03:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML

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You deserved it 1 605

By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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You deserved it 96 729

Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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You deserved it 99

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Amanda Howard 9

Friday 26 June 2020 2:10

press charges

MidnaLink 33

Friday 26 June 2020 2:16

That's assault, you're only lucky you didn't wake up during and get sliced or anything by the scissors.

Comments

demix_fml 32

Friday 26 June 2020 16:35

That is classed as assault.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 26 June 2020 21:29

Better change/ re-key your locks and get a guard dog to stop that cra-cra biyatch!

TexasKitten79 6

Friday 26 June 2020 22:39

Uh. I'd press charges for breaking & entering, and assault. and I'd file for e restraining order!

princess_stabitty 20

Saturday 27 June 2020 10:46

And that is the moment you press the charges, and possibly get a warrant to stop her from ever coming close to the both of you, like, ever again...

Emily Stryszko 3

Sunday 28 June 2020 20:21

press charges and get a restraining order

Chazzster 28

Monday 29 June 2020 3:40

While OP did not deserve to have his hair cut off in any case, I have to wonder just how much alcohol OP had before “sleeping” so soundly that sister in law could cut off all his dreadlocks. She would have had to move his head to get to all the dreadlocks to cut them off so close to his head that he was bald. A normal sleeping person would wake up during this. I really wish people who had things done to them when they were passed out wouldn’t refer to it as “falling asleep”.

namine120409 42

Thursday 3 September 2020 11:05

This is a baseless accusation and has no bearing on the FML whether it’s true or not. Also I feel bad that the only deep sleepers you’ve ever met have been that way because of alcohol.