Love, Friends, Awkward and LGBTQIA+: Experimentation

Experimentation

By sex ruins friendships - 13/12/2021 11:01

Today, I tried to reach out to my friend after not hearing from her for a while. One night while drinking, we both admitted to being bi-curious and decided to experiment with each other. I thought it was just harmless exploration, but apparently this makes her never want to speak to me again. FML

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By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML

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By Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

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Pranked out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 14:30

Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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Michael Sawyer 11

Monday 13 December 2021 16:54

Firstly.. how long was "for awhile"? couple days? weeks? After going through something like this with my youngest daughter I can almost assure you she is not mad at you in anyway. She might have realized that she is more than curious and is afraid to talk to you about it. Maybe she is from a family that has no tolerance for anything that is not straight. Giver her some space/time to process and do not push for answers as that will most likely push her farther away.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 December 2021 15:43

"I kissed a girl: Didn't like it," Curiosity killed the cat. In this case, a synonym for cat killed the cat.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 December 2021 15:43

"I kissed a girl: Didn't like it," Curiosity killed the cat. In this case, a synonym for cat killed the cat.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 December 2021 4:47

Keep trying. Use a thesaurus if you need to.

Rake 15

Monday 13 December 2021 16:34

It probably meant to her, more than she is willing to admit or to commit to. Probably she needs some space to figure out her feelings.

Michael Sawyer 11

Monday 13 December 2021 16:54

theark 14

Monday 13 December 2021 20:02

Been there done that spoke to him for a few years afterwards he suddenly cut me off out of nowhere

Blimix 9

Tuesday 14 December 2021 0:44

Ouch. Hypothesis 1: Someone with power over her is homophobic, and disapproves. She needs to pretend she isn't bisexual or even bi-curious, and can't do that around you. Hypothesis 2: Your friend fears rejection, and is afraid of you abandoning her, so she left you first. Some people do that. It's a self-defense response to earlier trauma, and it has nothing to do with you.