Love: Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

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Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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dspadres 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

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alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

loganberrybat 11

Wednesday 29 May 2013 21:47

Who said the girl played him? He shouldn't have assumed she was straight

R3TROxLOV3 32

Thursday 13 February 2014 12:32

She shouldn't have agreed to a date with him without full disclosure. Telling a guy that asks you on a date that you're gay Before you agree is common decency.

blacklagoon_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:43

Nice, my type of woman. Hah

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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uglymoose89 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:54

to be honest don't you think you rushed to the conclusion that "you were gonna marry this girl"?

heyhoid 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:56

The thing with "I thought I would end up marrying" was probably only there for dramatic effect. I hope..

Endymion_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:56

That bitch used you. Do something to get even!

xXxIracebethxXx 14

Wednesday 21 November 2012 18:07

Yeah! Hook up with a straight girl! That'll teach her!

jonesey 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:57

This is a friend for life. Think of the adventures to be had. She'll take care of your drunk ass... unless a bi-curious woman walks in. Then you're on your own.