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By dripping sink - 30/12/2009 16:34 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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10 out 10 for execution

By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:31

Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.

micery 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:08

If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

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missxmelon 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:04

Ouch...

justmeagirl 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:17

oh no! I hope you're ok... and that's hilarious.

CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:03

Sell the idea to a sitcom to afford a fixed faucet.

daydreamstar 7

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:06

*hands you ice pack and aispirn (sp?)* hope you feel better soon!! this is cringe worthy.. eeek.

allymarcos 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 3:14

asprin? pain meds? ya .. u didnt spell that right :-/

PhasesPhantom 22

Saturday 23 January 2016 5:11

But you couldn't even spell you write.

mancuneanway 14

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:18

Right*

kendralover661 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:07

ooo... you must be in alloottt of pain. sorrry!

JokingJoe 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:07

FAIL...WIN...FAIL AGAIN

micery 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:08

If that were to happen to me, i would feel like the faucet was laughing at me and planned the whole thing. lol

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:10

y dont u try getting the thing fixed?

dedicated 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:25

xD I modded this one

luvuall 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 0:13

-gives cookie-

capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:31

Now you can do what you should have done months ago and call a plumber.

EMR_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:06

Why call a plumber and pay a hundred dollars? Fix the faucet yourself. It takes 15 minutes and can be done by a mentally challenged 10 year old.

Mx718 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:43

Are you feeling okay? The sink is bad, but you hitting your head on a sink is a tad worse.

TheLoneWolf87 4

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:52

Leaky faucets can cost you 3000 gallons a year. Get that shit fixed.

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