Transportation: Failed

Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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maryann_massacre 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

anonymeux_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:12

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

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cherisse_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:10

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troyboyd05 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:53

Who the **** frantically thrashes when their hair is caught? Roll the window down moron.

purplegee 2

Friday 23 July 2010 15:54

totally agree just who the Hell does that?!

Cpeddlar 0

Tuesday 4 September 2012 4:38

fake not even asian women are woah i take that back never mind

king15 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

haha female drivers

maryann_massacre 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

I_Hate_Cars 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

Maybe turn the car off right after you park next time you take that test

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:12

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anonymeux_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:12

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

Eternity_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:13

#3, I guarantee you she (or possibly he) will fail the test again, somehow, lol.

may_cause_fail 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:13

So...you floored it while it was parked? Unless you put it in drive in your thrashing, this is made up.

fdragon257 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:08

Umm, you failed to read this properly.

Zonadow 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:42

9 - If you floor it while the car is in park it'll drop your transmission. Thus, impossible to floor it, while in park, into a wall. Try reading it next time.

NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 22:15

hey nine. read the ******* fml propey next time... put op... YDI

sarahbau 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:14

Why not just roll the window down? I'm confused as to how to managed to do all that just by thrashing around. Most cars require you to depress the brake before putting the car in drive, and then you also pressed on the gas pedal?

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:16

You should take that as a hint that you shouldn't drive. You freaked out because your hair was stuck in the window. All you have to do is open the window again.