Transportation: Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake... - FML

By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Speedy - 20/07/2010 13:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By that guy - 18/11/2014 00:19

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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intensify 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:40

Hahahah I can't feel sorry for you because I don't want people like you on the road. Learn to drive before you do the test

Stoj_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:03

What the hell do you mean 'you can only go in reverse with the hand brake on'? You have no idea how a car works, do you?

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intensify 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:40

Hahahah I can't feel sorry for you because I don't want people like you on the road. Learn to drive before you do the test

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:58

This is why I don't drive! I don't trust other drivers to NOT hit me!

xMooMoox 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:23

Just wait till #2's grandma dies, I can't feel sorry for you because she was past her prime.

Keiko86 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 19:19

Don't worry, everyone has done that, even assholes like #2

Nicc 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:28

Didn't the red light light up on the dashboard? Never mind, better luck next time.

Z1MBU3 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:43

Oouuch doode :P Ahwell, I'd rather fail my drivers test then get dumped -_-

skater4life69 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:28

boo hoo get over it, we've all been heartbroken. least you dont gotta see yours every day

120674 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:34

...you can only go in reverse with the hand brake on, this makes no sense: you were going in reverse for 30 minutes?

Stoj_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:03

What the hell do you mean 'you can only go in reverse with the hand brake on'? You have no idea how a car works, do you?

111615 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 21:44

120647, are you like 11 cause you obviously don't know how a car works Hun

DeMoCraCy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 21:05

Thats what I call skills. The question is, what kind?

tobichprophet 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 6:39

haha u suck

dark___wizard 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:34

I have drivers license for an year now ... and yesterday was the first day i did this ... but i realized the handbrake was on after only 3 seconds .. anyways ... nobodys perfect ... better luck next time

sianestylez 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:14

You Actually Dont Have Too Be Going In Reverse ! Dumb Asses ! Either Wayy Youu Can Always Stil Slighty move with the handbrake on

kkacanek 0

Friday 5 February 2010 7:34

true, at least for the car I drive. I had it on for a few seconds once, then realized what was up, litterally :p haha, that was bad

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