Clothes, Thief and Miscellaneous: Fair-weather friend

They caught someone doing that locally near where I live several years ago. Turned out it was a guy stealing women's clothes to allow him to cross-dress without having to go to a store and reveal their interests

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 3 April 2015 20:55

That's hilarious! He'd get so much more attention when he got caught then if he'd just bought them at a store. Idiot.

abNormal62 23

Friday 3 April 2015 21:16

Absolutely

AllSoul 23

Saturday 4 April 2015 0:03

I hate to be that person, #48... Than*

lazyslumber 18

Friday 3 April 2015 17:12

You must have an interesting collection for someone to steal your clothes or a creepy stalker who wants to feel you through your clothes!

usmc_sean 8

Friday 3 April 2015 17:43

At least someone can enjoy the weather in your clothes

LostInTheZone11 29

Friday 3 April 2015 17:44

So much for being Eco-Friendly.

EarlFug 19

Friday 3 April 2015 18:05

If I see anyone looking suspiciously fabulous I will call the authorities immediately!

Ilikepie82479 20

Friday 3 April 2015 18:12

Well that's always fun

awesomeking 6

Friday 3 April 2015 18:18

That's why there is a thing called a dryer

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 4 April 2015 0:28

Dryers are expensive to run, which is why the OP was taking advantage of some nice weather to hang em on the line.

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