Clothes, Thief and Miscellaneous: Fair-weather friend

Fair-weather friend

By clothesthief - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Ivanhoe

Today, I finally had nice enough weather to dry my clothes on the washing line. Two hours later, all my clothes were stolen. FML

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Scryll 17

Friday 3 April 2015 16:38

They made a clean getaway then?

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Friday 3 April 2015 17:36

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

Monday 6 April 2015 8:11

better off putting some lines up in a basement and hanging them there, that still sounds shitty though.

toxic324x 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 20:11

Wait no that's not how karma works

shemademedoit 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 10:10

you must of had really nice clothing then

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