Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
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GhostFox 33

... you may want to get that checked out with your GYN and see if there's an underlying cause for the non-citrus component to that particular smell combination.

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chrisbrownizhott 15

Maybe you should go to the doctor and get checked for a yeast infection or BV it shouldn't smell like fish...

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ThrottleJockey 35

So long as they don't smell like their cheddar biscuits I think you're safe.

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saintboogie67 3

I'd eat a Cheddar Bay Biscuit out of her lobster hole

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Well that might entice people to go eat down there I guess...

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kieralumina 30

You aren't supposed to use soap there. You need to go see your gynecologist if you're experiencing unusual odors. Using soap most likely caused an infection of some sort. please tell me you don't douche.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

if you're ****** smells like fish which it shouldn't is because smelly soaps down there are,a no no. I've used plain ivory all my life. plus lemon soaps belong in the kitchen to rid the hands of onions and garlic smells

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Lemou_fml 25

EVERY...TIME...? First of all, get that fixed. Second - it did the first and second time... but you chose to continue? "There's something wrong with my SOAP, not my SAP."?

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laurellkawes 31

So, you're basically saying your private smell like fish with lemon

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BeachMammal 8

Snappy snatch? A lobster can snip something off in a flash.

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BanjoCheeseGuy 26

Along with getting that checked out, I would suggest telling your husband that you aren't a fan of it and to get some different soap, I'm sure he'll understand if you don't like the scent of the soap

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