Health: Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.

By Crabcake - 21/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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By soapypete - 22/10/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML

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Broke boy

By LemonTree - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Hungary

Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

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By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML

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The pits

By BFF4L - 12/02/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 18 September 2017 1:39

... you may want to get that checked out with your GYN and see if there's an underlying cause for the non-citrus component to that particular smell combination.

chrisbrownizhott 15

Friday 22 September 2017 1:49

Maybe you should go to the doctor and get checked for a yeast infection or BV it shouldn't smell like fish...

Comments

GhostFox 33

Monday 18 September 2017 1:39

... you may want to get that checked out with your GYN and see if there's an underlying cause for the non-citrus component to that particular smell combination.

chrisbrownizhott 15

Friday 22 September 2017 1:49

Maybe you should go to the doctor and get checked for a yeast infection or BV it shouldn't smell like fish...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 September 2017 1:59

Red Snapper with a side of Crabs?

Glowworm56 26

Friday 22 September 2017 2:01

So now you're your husband's catch of the day!

awildwhisper 30

Friday 22 September 2017 2:02

Sounds like you've upgraded from fish to lobster, your husband might need to start making reservations with you and giving tips

Tripartita 44

Friday 22 September 2017 2:20

So your genitals normally smell of lobster, and the addition of /lemon/ scent is the FML?

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 22 September 2017 2:53

Your husband will be eating in a lot more now.

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 22 September 2017 3:25

"Waiter! There is a pube on my lobster!" "Oh I am so sorry sir. We charge extra for that."

skippydoda 32

Friday 22 September 2017 4:15

1. You shouldn't wash your private parts with soap, especially with scented soap. It's very harsh and vaginas are self cleaning. 2. If the smell is that bad you might want to get checked by your gynecologist.

TaysDarkLust 11

Friday 22 September 2017 4:26

I second this. Also remember to only wash the outside (thighs, labia majora) and use clean hands and regular water to rinse inside (labia minora & etc)