Feel the burn

By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 12:00

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Today, I hooked up with a guy. After sex, I found him washing his penis with BLEACH. I asked what the hell he was doing; apparently his mother makes him do it because sex is sinful and dirty, and all unmarried women have STDs. WHAT THE… FML
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poopface82 19

This is a person who is in need of some intense therapy. I mean, who the **** tells their kid to wash their junk with bleach for any reason at all?

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poopface82 19

This is a person who is in need of some intense therapy. I mean, who the **** tells their kid to wash their junk with bleach for any reason at all?

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JasonThorn 20

Someone with a twisted version of sex or who uses the sociopathic method to make sure he doesn't practice procreation enough to get good at it.

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Yudith 24

I'd like to see the urologist's face when he explains why his penis has become white and irritated and he can't have sex anymore.

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