Felt cute, might delete later

By ouch - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was on the bus when a really cute guy came on. The only seat left was the one next to me, so I smiled and waited for him to sit down. He looked at the seat, looked at me, and opted to stand until his stop. FML
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Top comments

saIty 17

Maybe you shouldn't try to smile like a creep.

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He got a boner looking at you. Do you expect him to sit down when he has a boner? Sheeesh rude ;).

41, I thought it was easier to hide a boner when you're sitting down... Right?

dyble95 0

Ya from experience it is but I don't know why you would need to hide it unless you have like a 10inch dick because that might be a little weird. I'm pretty sure it is natural to get boners...

ilikepieandpie 11

You don't understand what getting a boner in public is like at all.

ImmaB3AST 7

I'm pretty sure your tally whacker sticking up in the middle of a public bus is not the best thing to have happen to you... And is NOT natural.

Miroticc 0

It's creepy enough that you happened to notice how cute he was and decided to smile as the one to make the move, but staring at him and waiting for him to sit is even creepier. You just probably showed him how desperate you are. Take my advice and don't smile at another guy until he approaches you first.

Next time try not staring at his crotch.

thisgirl2u 9

Maybe, just maybe he thought you were the most attractive woman he had ever laid eyes upon but due to nerves he couldn't bring himself to sit next to you. Or maybe you drooled a little when you saw him and he didn't want your slobber to get on him. :( FYL OP

I have observed for years that guys consider the same act either repulsive or attractive contingent upon the female. If a girl he considered attractive was sitting next to an empty seat on a bus and smiled at him, I bet his ass would hit the seat in two seconds flat. If a girl smiles and he doesn't think she's attractive, it's creepy and he'd rather stand than sit next to an ugly girl for awhile. Geez, someone might see them sitting next to each other and think the unthinkable, that he's dating the dog. He can't have that.

denvan 0

Window window on the bus who's that ugly girl sitting alone

I do that all the time so as to avoid awkwardness when sitting next to a stranger Nothing against you probly just avoiding wierding you out ^_^

I get nervous when I see girl on the bus, and we both know I'm gonna sit next to each other. So your beauty might have scared him off, or your just to uggly... Who knows...

Don't worry, you aren't ugly... he just finds standing next to homeless men more attracting.