Dentist and Health: Fill em up!

Fill em up!

By gkid92 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that if I don't get fillings in at least ten of my teeth within the next year, I could lose them all. I'm 19. FML

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Petronix 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:17

Ever heard of floss and a toothbrush?

Kayble89 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:20

Ten filings, when is the last time you were at a dentist? YDI for your nasty ass mouth

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CVITE 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:48

I feel your pain :( im 20 i need 3 root canals plus fillings. my sugar addiction does not help xD

snowman420 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:03

Get some denchers with diamonds in it

Haidee 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:31

Ew! Thats disgusting.

mypig 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:07

you must have gum disease for sure :/

dabom392 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:56

Brush your effing teeth!!!

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:00

Brush your teeth?

Iceing11234 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:58

What did u like never brush your teeth when were younger?

ryan987 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:33

That's why you brush your teeth!

carlycar97 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:32

Have you ever heard of a tooth brush?

metallicshadow 16

Thursday 18 August 2011 20:53

why put the age? it can happen to anyone. and what are you waiting for? get dem fillings! (and learn to floss and brush moar)

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