First impressions

By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 977
You deserved it 8 217

Same thing different taste

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Kel_x 0

It cost you $70 to prove to your girlfriend's parents that you're a wanker. FYL.

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horne24 0

won't they just hate you forever.

MackaylaLane 0

why is it that every time someone is trying to impress, they have a bottle of red wine and the place they're at has white carpeting? lol sry but I just had to ask

bfffness 0

hahaha... sounds kinda like meet the parents. at least the cork didn't fly off and break ur her dad's dead mother's urn.

Cheyenne_Is_Me 4

its the parents fault. white carpets r so ****** retarted. =

joangar 0

Wow you bought a bottle of red wine for meeting your girlfriend's parents. what a massive tool you are

couturegirl2 7

HA! reminds me of that one part in meet the parents when greg is opening the champagne & the cork hits the dad's mom's urn...(:

Why do people have white carpeting? It's going to get messy.