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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
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aback 4

Don't you love it when people fix you up with someone who's "perfect" for you? Really lets you know what they think of you.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lol that sucks. But you can go home and try to forget about it, and your blind date will probably forget about it when he wakes up next morning, so it never happened.

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LaurenKate 0

Hahah. That's lol and crap at the same time.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Lol that sucks. But you can go home and try to forget about it, and your blind date will probably forget about it when he wakes up next morning, so it never happened.

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aback 4

Don't you love it when people fix you up with someone who's "perfect" for you? Really lets you know what they think of you.

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Ryuu66 7

right......i had that done to me twice. Finally I told my friends to stop trying to set me up with people.

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Imrickjamesbitch 0

you should do him. Sounds like my kind of man.

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Peroxide 3

Sounds like he took the idea of "blind date" literally

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rukiafujioka 0

Meh, not am FML. So you had a bad date, everyone has. More like a bad night, but it really isn't all that terrible.

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americayay 0

Thank you! This is like describing a crappy day at work. Not abnormal, not even memorable. Quit whining.

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waxstigmata 0

there are much worse fmls than this, get your head out of your ass

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mccaincracker 6

you should have left once you noticed he was drunk. YDI ________________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo.com

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Eaglestrike117 29

You typed your YouTube account url wrong. It should be: www.youtube.com/jimmyjimjobobo

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