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By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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By disney - 26/11/2009 16:30 - United States

Today, I went to Disney World. I fell and hit my head while jumping up and down to see Ariel. I'm a 35 year-old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

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By guy - 30/07/2012 03:24 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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The doctor will see you… soon

By Anonymous - 09/06/2022 10:00

Today, I spent several hours sitting in the ER hyperventilating from pain and passing out, due to a herniated disc in my back. I had to watch at least 5 people go ahead of me, whose only complaints was that their stomach hurt or they felt nauseous. One of these people had a bag of snacks with them. FML

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ajh1800 25

Monday 9 July 2018 21:08

It's a little ironic that laughing sent you to the hospital, when they say that laughter is the best medicine

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 July 2018 20:35

Was it Herbie, The Love Bug or Flubber? Those movies were funny Air Force! (I’m assuming that’s what “af” means.)

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 July 2018 20:35

Was it Herbie, The Love Bug or Flubber? Those movies were funny Air Force! (I’m assuming that’s what “af” means.)

julfunky 29

Monday 9 July 2018 20:40

No, it means “as Frasier.”

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 July 2018 21:08

Thanks for setting me straight. That’s a pretty high bar. Niles was such a hoot!

blondie45 21

Tuesday 10 July 2018 0:09

Where do you see “AF”?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 July 2018 2:56

All the young folks say “funny af” these days. Didn’t know it meant “funny as Frasier” and not “funny Air Force.”

ChromoTec 24

Tuesday 10 July 2018 20:52

Well, you know what happens when you assume...

Glowworm56 26

Monday 9 July 2018 20:39

What movie was it?

chris_lillo 15

Monday 9 July 2018 20:48

Didn't SpongeBob teach you anything about your laugh box?!

ajh1800 25

Monday 9 July 2018 21:08

It's a little ironic that laughing sent you to the hospital, when they say that laughter is the best medicine

blightsight 10

Tuesday 10 July 2018 8:02

they also say "die of laughter"

ChromoTec 24

Monday 9 July 2018 21:38

When your diaphragm goes into spasms that causes hiccups, so you literally passed out from hiccupping too hard. How does that make you feel?

LondonTor 8

Monday 9 July 2018 23:44

we really need to know which movie it was.

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 10 July 2018 0:01

Which movie?

thejimhawkins 13

Tuesday 10 July 2018 1:23

This 500% needs a follow up specifying which movie it was.

thejimhawkins 13

Tuesday 10 July 2018 1:26

But that’s what’s great about Disney — the classics, at least. They appeal to every demographic and in some ways actually get more relevant with time.