FML Shitflix - Guess the Film!

By FML Approved - 11/07/2017 18:30 - France - Paris

We are pleased to introduce the latest addition to the FML video library: SHITFLIX! Listen carefully to the actors in this mashup of clips to figure out what movie they're describing. If you manage to guess right before the end, comment below!

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Gngr_Grl 26

Tuesday 11 July 2017 19:01

Giraffe Sick Perk.

rivenrock 14

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:53

Got it at "giant lizard."

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fierofan 11

Tuesday 11 July 2017 18:56

Jurassic Park

Gngr_Grl 26

Tuesday 11 July 2017 19:01

Giraffe Sick Perk.

Rares-Ionut Bozga 12

Tuesday 11 July 2017 19:45

Jurassic Park definetly

tease_ftx 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:05

Jurassic park

25people 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:51

Jurassic park

rivenrock 14

Tuesday 11 July 2017 20:53

Got it at "giant lizard."

Tabby Rosas 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 21:38

Jurassic park

Ashlee Weaver 12

Tuesday 11 July 2017 22:16

Jurassic Park

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 0:43

Most MILF **** on the Internet. Those cougars don't waste their time with average-sized lizards.

Nighttro 12

Wednesday 12 July 2017 7:12

Jurassic Park

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Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML

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Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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